Funny jokes

1. I married Miss Right. I just didn´t know her first name was Always. 2. In the beginning, God created earth and rested. Then God created man and rested. Then God created woman. Since then, neither God nor man has rested. 3. Why do men die before their wives? They want to. 4. Do you know the punishment for bigamy? Two mothers-in-law. 5. Young Son: Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn´t know his wife until he marries her? Dad: That happens in every country, son. 6. A man inserted an ´ad´ in the classified: "Wife Wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine." 7. The most effective way to remember your wife´s birthday is to forget it once. 8. First guy (proudly): "My wife´s an angel! Second guy: "You´re lucky, mine´s still alive." 9. How do most men define marriage? An expensive way to get laundry done for free. 10. Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; and then it was too late." 11. A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" The father replied, "I don´t know son, I´m still paying!" 12. Marriage is a 3-ring circus: Engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering. 13.What is the thinnest book in the world?      "What men know about women."

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Our legends

They represent us,
They represent our country,
They are the legends.
People around the globe know indians from their names.
So i request everyone...,
Think million times before blaming or commenting about them......:)
Feel free to suggest any internationally recognised indian face you know...


-tubu

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Genelia d'souza in her new movie TERE NAAL LOVE HO GAYA

Grow taller

• Others may tell you that all you need are exercises to achieve an increase in height, but that's not necessarily true.
• Once growth plates have fused, launching into unusual exercises without proper preparation can potentially cause injury.
• Realize there is a risk in subjecting your physique to stress exercises without preparing your body for the changes.
• You can't alter your genetics and you can't restart your body's growth cycle.
• But there are things you can do to take advantage of your body's responsiveness to safe alternatives, so you can finally be and look taller.
• You are about to discover one important secret that growth drug companies don't want you to know.
• Human growth hormone(HGH) has one of the most significant impacts on bone development and muscle mass.
• So what is HGH and what does it do?

HGH is a substance produced by a gland in the brain called the pitutary gland.

• The pituitary gland secrets HGH throughout your life.
• It works by causing other hormones and chemicals, known as growth factors, to be produced in your body.
• These growth factors,along with the growth hormone itself, travel throught your bloodstream and promote growth and development throughout the body.
• For your growth HGH supplement pills or sprays are absolutely useless.
• What the drug companies don't want you to know is that there are easy and natural methods you can use to raise your HGH levels, so you can grow taller.
• There are various methods, such as- always get a diet rich in protein, calcium, calories and amino acids.
• Most people don't realize that the largest surge of human growth hormone in a normal day tends to occur around one hour after the onset of  night time sleep.
• Consuming an evening meal that is high in carbohydrates may induce hyperglycaemia. This in turn can switch off human growth hormone secretion.
• So always consume evening meal high in protein and low in carbohydrate, sugar and fats.
• This is simple biochemistry.
• Try these methods and gain extra few inches of height.
• Except of these, you will also need: nice sleeping, drinking of enough water, stretching exercises, swimming, jugging, kick boxing, and hanging.